Dorothy wanted to get back to Kansas - we want to get the fuck out. God what a putrid road trip. Swept by the Royals, the worst team in baseball? They sure didn't look that way. The worst team right now was indeed in Kansas tonight, but they weren't wearing blue.
Smarten up, fellas! There's plenty of baseball left but there won't be if you don't turn it around, and fast. For another kick in the ass, there's the small matter of having to face some of the hottest teams in the league in the next stretch.
That home-town Fenway magic best be kicking in as soon as tomorrow. I'd prefer to switch gears to football around the first of November - not October.