C - A - P - S!!! CAPS, CAPS, CAPS!
LET'S GO CA-PI-TALS! (clap...clap...clap-clap-clap!)
UNLEASH THE FURY!!!
ROCKIN' THE RED!!!
G, if you'd like to double down and it will be scotch on the line this time, I'll bet your Caps don't move beyond the next round. They played well but I think they played as well as they can and will succumb to a team that can actually score. But good luck in the next round nonetheless.
How are we going to bet our upcoming Nats/Sox series, which I'm very much looking forward to seeing a game with you?
Here's a link to a Stanley Cup championship parade post, which you won't get the privilege to write.